Who’s there?
Claudette.
Claudette who?
Claudette all the fruitcake!
Nog Nog.
Who’s there?
Julie.
Julie who?
Ju leave any cookies for Santa?
Nog nog.
Who’s there?
Eisenhower.
Eisenhower who?
Eisenhower late for the Christmas party.
Nog nog .
Who's there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany of those special flavored coffees at Starbucks yet? They’re yummy!
Nog nog.
Who's there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice once I’m going to eat some fruitcake, okay?
Nog nog.
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl try to exercise some during the holidays.
Nog nog.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I say I'm gonna exercise some during the holidays but don't.
Nog nog.
Who's there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
I SCREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME WISH ‘EM HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Nog nog.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your stocking and see what you got.
Nog nog.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke under the tree at all those presents!
Nog nog.
Who's there?
Augusta .
Augusta who?
Augusta get back on my diet soon.
