Holy Sh*t! More Weight-Loss Tips!



• One way to drink more water during the day is to take a lot of pills.



• Cut back on High Fructose Corn-on-the-Cob.



• One cost-effective way to get organic vegetables is to wear dark clothing and have a neighbor with a garden who goes to bed early.



• Try eating underwater.



• Cut out your mid-meal snack.



• Going on a long walk right after dinner can raise your metabolism, burn significant calories and get you out of doing dishes.



• Small changes can reap big benefits; for example, cutting two king-sized Butterfinger bars per day from you diet saves over 5,000 calories per week.



• Drinking just two glasses if wine in the evening can result in a blog post like this one...






Remember, the only
sure way to loose weight
is to eat less, exercise more
and learn to spell.


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